Thursday, October 08, 2009

We are not murderous hillbillies!

Us Central Illinoisans. Mainly because there are no hills. Hyuck. Pantagraph:
Jason Harris of Armington was charged today with five counts of murder and one count of attempted murder in the Gee family slayings last month in Beason.

The charges are identical to the ones filed Oct. 2 against his brother, Christopher J. Harris. , , ,
It did always seem like it'd be a little difficult for one person to bludgeon five people to death. But wait, there's less:
Jason Harris' girlfriend, Jennifer Earnest of Armington, was charged with one count of obstructing justice. Her bond was set at $50,000.
What the bloody hell was the motive for the whole moronic crime? Have to admit, I like the close-mouthedness of the cops. Oh, and one more charge, to complete the hillbilly aiding-and-abetting triptych (from another story):
Earnest's mother, Sara Duncan, 43, was arrested later Wednesday on an Illinois fugitive warrant at her condo in Sarasota, Fla.
More Beasonoid murder here and here.

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