Party like it's 1984

Drunkablog was going to post the complete manifesto of the Progressive Labor Party and then make fun of it (!), but Drunkablog is tired, and therefore will make fun of just one point:

Communism means equality. No money. No wages. People working based on their commitment to each other and to building a communist society. Just as we do now in the Party.

"Just as we do now in the Party." As Jim Bouton once noted: yeah, sure.

Update: Their powerfist is lousy, too.